Sunday, January 05, 2003

#3) Breast augmentation. If you're dumb enough to augment your breasts to be more attractive, you deserve a dick in the mouth in a magazine.
#2) Parent/child arguments. SERIOUSLY, what the fuck!~ The argument will be going along JUST FINE until your mom or dad decides to bring up some shit event that is not only irrelevant to any topic you are arguing about, but most likely occured approximately 12189357918357 years ago. The argument goes downhill from there, namecalling progressively gets more obscene (and funny HEHE), and by the end, you just don't want to talk or think anymore. Then the parent thinks that they have won. Sometimes I like to stare at the pretty ponies.......

Saturday, January 04, 2003

Things that piss me off:
#1) Hideously huge girls in "Hottie" shirts. Yes, I know I've talked about this before at some point, but it deserves to be brought up again. Yes, you girls know who you are. Ever notice that the "HOTTIE" shirts seem to come in small sizes only? Well, that would be because people over 204814098 pounds are not supposed to wear them. Stop trying to squeeze your baker's dozen into a regular container! Thanks.
So, I finally decided to make one of these blog things. I guess I'm just TRENDY....HEHE. Well, not really, I just figure since I'm pissed off all of the time, I can vent some of it here. So, without further ado, this marks the start of "Things That Piss Me Off". Enjoy.